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Get ready to cackle and crackle with laughter with our spooktacular "Halloween Jokes and Riddles Book"! Dive into the enchanting world of Halloween humor, featuring witch jokes that will cast a spell on your funny bone, zombie jokes that will make you groan (in a good way), and mummy jokes that are sure to unravel a giggle. Plus, we've got knock-knock jokes that'll have your little ghouls and goblins knocking on the door of hilarity.
This bewitching...
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A New York Times–bestselling, comical take on world history from the beloved New Yorker humorist.
So, you think you know most of what there is to know about people like Nero and Cleopatra, Alexander the Great and Attila the Hun, Lady Godiva and Miles Standish? You say there's nothing more to be written about Lucrezia Borgia? How wrong you are, for in these pages you'll find Will Cuppy footloose in the footnotes of history. He transforms these...
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Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and laxative on the same night.
Aunty Acid is the sassy senior created to give "the crazy old lady in all of us" a voice that can be heard from ten blocks away. With her long-suffering husband Walt, Aunty Acid tells it like it is and has her own unique opinions on everything.
Her fanbase is growing by over 1,000 a day as word on her wit and sassy sayings spreads across the internet where she reaches...
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Life is too short to remember to remove a USB safely. Aunty Acid is the sassy senior created to give "the crazy old lady in all of us" a voice that can be heard from ten blocks away. With her long-suffering husband Walt, Aunty Acid tells it like it is and has her own unique opinions on everything. Her fan base is growing by over 1,000 a day as word on her wit and sassy sayings spreads across the internet where she reaches over 3 million people each...
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Here it is, the book you've been longing for... The ULTIMATE Blonde Joke Book! Includes: Over 250 Blonde Jokes Brand-New Jokes by Guy A. De Marco Get the upper hand in a Blonde Joke contest Rule the playground (or water cooler, if you're an older kid) Alarm people around you as you laugh out loud Spew drinks from your nose at passers-byGet your copy today!
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Did you know Thomas Edison proposed to his wife in Morse code? Or that the CIA considered covering Castro's shoes in thallium to get rid of his iconic beard? The strange facts and foibles of history's famous figures are divulged in Famous Freaks. The book is a fun, bite sized compendium of the weird and unbelievable. Big names-small disclosures. Important historical data-little to none. This book can be picked up and read anywhere, from any starting...
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Canadians are peaceable, friendly, unassuming, and adorable. They're also secretly in control of nearly every aspect of life in the Southernmost Canadian territory known as the United States. This hilarious illustrated compendium of real facts and wild assertions traces a vast, maple-leaf conspiracy that plays up Canada's self-effacing second fiddle image to the U.S. while it creates and clandestinely controls nearly everything Americans hold dear,...
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F stands for "funny" in this perfect gift for students or anyone who has ever had to struggle through a test and needs a good laugh. Celebrating the creative side of failure in a way we can all relate to, F in Exams gathers the most hilarious and inventive test answers provided by students who, faced with a question they have no hope of getting right, decide to have a little fun instead. Whether in science (Q: What is the highest frequency noise that...
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Discover fascinating facts about the human digestive system-and poop!-in this illustrated book for adults parodying the world-famous children's book.
ONCE UPON A TIME . . . when you were little, you learned that everyone poops. But did you ever discover how much? Well, sit down on that cold porcelain throne and get ready to laugh your butt off at the most amazing, hilarious, need-to-go facts on the one thing everyone does-but nobody talks about....
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Dive headfirst into the pages of this darkly comical memoir, where Mom's sardonic reply to the question of her smoking habits echoes through the narrative: "Not enough, John. Not nearly enough." Prepare for a journey into the heart of a blue-collar neighborhood, where hard work, hard drinking, hard smoking, and hard language were the order of the day. This riveting tale kicks off by setting the stage by offering a concise account of how this waning...
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"Jolly Jokes: A Hilarious Collection to Brighten Your Day!""Jolly Jokes" is not just a book; it's an invitation to indulge in the wonderful world of laughter and wit.Embrace the joy of a good chuckle as you immerse yourself in this delightful collection of humor, handpicked to put a smile on your face and a giggle in your heart.Inside the pages of "Jolly Jokes:A Hilarious Collection to Brighten Your Day," you'll discover an array of timeless and clever...
53) The Joke Box
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Introducing "The Joke Box: A Hilarious Collection of Laughter - Volume I," a rib-tickling masterpiece that promises endless entertainment for all ages! Packed with 200 side-splitting jokes and mind-boggling riddles, this book is the ultimate source of laughter and amusement. Measuring at a convenient 6" x 9" size, it's the perfect companion for road trips, family gatherings, or simply some good old-fashioned fun.
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Across 1400 years and six continents (sorry, Australia), Impossible Histories examines pivotal moments in history from both sides-what happened and what would have happened had things gone differently. The results are by turns strange, hilarious, tragic…and always fascinating.
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- Hitler builds a thousand-year Reich
- Columbus gets driven from the Americas by mounted knights
- Robespierre decapitates Caesar Augustus
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Dishing out wity one-liners and old-fashioned country logic the same way an old camp cook dishes out beans and biscuits, Roy English's Advice from a Country Farmer is simply this-no-nonsense humor and wisdom from a country gentleman schooled in common sense and kindness. • "Most farmers work only half a day; the other twelve hours they do other stuff." • "When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty." • "Don't skinny dip with snapping turtles."...
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Are you ready to challenge your mind and embark on a journey of intellectual exploration? Dive into "Brain Teasers for Geniuses Volume 1," a captivating riddle book designed to stimulate your intellect, entertain, and provide hours of brain-teasing fun. With 200 carefully crafted riddles and their answers.
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200 Mind-Bending Riddles: Enjoy a diverse collection of riddles that will test your creativity and problem-solving skills.
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A hand gesture is arguably the most effective form of expression, whether you re defaming a friend s mother or telling a perfect stranger to get lost. Learn how to go beyond just flipping the bird with this illustrated guide to rude hand gestures all around the world, from asking for sex in the Middle East to calling someone crazy in Italy. Detailed photographs of hand models and subtle tips for proper usage make Rude Hand Gestures of the World the...
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If an astronaut farted during a spacewalk and neither sound nor smell is carried in a vacuum, did he really fart? This book will answer the question.
Some packages say "Open here." What would you do if it said "Open somewhere else"? Why are they called "apartments" when they're all stuck together? Why do we say something we don't like "sucks"? Is sucking bad? Would you trust a proctologist with poor depth perception? What exactly are the duties...
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Here it is, the book you've been longing for... The ULTIMATE "Yo' Mama" Joke Book! Includes: Over 250 Yo' Mama Jokes Brand-New Jokes by Guy A. De Marco Get the upper hand in a Yo' Mama Joke contest Rule the playground (or water cooler, if you're an older kid) Alarm people around you as you laugh out loud Spew drinks from your nose at passers-byGet your copy today!
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Henry Ward Beecher said "the common sense of one century is the common sense of the next." That said, these pocket-sized humor books pack quite a bit of punch-lines that is. With more than 1.5 million copies in print, their all-new look will leave a whole new generation in stitches!
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